Kitsch Menu (2025 Update)
Welcome to Kitsch, a hidden gem located at 500 W University Parkway in Baltimore. This inviting eatery serves up a delightful breakfast and lunch menu that allows customers to customize their meals. You can create your own "eggventure" with options like the mouthwatering Monte Cristo or the hearty Classic Double sandwich, both served on a warm brioche bun.
For those craving something light, Kitsch’s smoothies, such as the PB&J or Berries & Cream, offer refreshing bursts of flavor. Lunchtime favorites include the classic BLT and a deli salad that can be tailored to your taste. The attention to detail and the quality of ingredients, like their unmatched sourdough, elevate every dish.
Whether you're a student or a local, Kitsch creates a warm atmosphere supported by friendly staff, ensuring each visit is as enjoyable as the last.
Kitsch - Specials
Party Balls & Fries
sweet & sour meatballs and provolone as a grilled cheese on hawaiian rolls. served with fries!
Kitsch Machine
mango, strawberries, banana, kale, agave, chia, oat milk
Lavender Honey Latte
Lavender honey infused coffee latte. Available in small or large. Choose hot or iced.
Espresso Shandy
half espresso, half lemonade... 100% refreshing
Bagel & Schmear
Choice of Everything or Plain bagel with a schmear.
B.Y.O.Breaky
Choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option
KitschWich
scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
Cuban
fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, muenster, pickles & dijonnaise on brioche bun
Steak & Egg
fried egg, brisket, beef jus shrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche bun
Monte Cristo
fried egg, turkey, jalapeno, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche bun
Classic Double
scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche bun
Kitsch - Breakfast
Kitsch - Lunch
B.Y.O.Lunchy
Your choice of bread or wrap, including options like brioche bun, croissant, bagels, sourdough, honey grain, and more. Also available with hash browns or spring greens.
Berkeley
hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapenos, cucumber with mustard on honey grain
Deli Salad
your choice of chicken or tuna salad. Make it classic diner melt if you'd like!
Grilled Cheese
choice of bread with American and Cheddar cheese
BLT
bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonnaise
The Club
turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche & croissant)
Kale Caesar Salad
shredded kale, creamy caesar, parmesan, croutons
Garden Salad
spring greens, tomato, radish, cucumber, carrot, acv vinaigrette on the side
Deviled Eggs
three halves loaded with egg mousse, bacon, and old bay
Dirty Chips
Plain, Sriracha Honey, Sour Cream & Onion options. Served as a side.
Hash Brown
ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce
Fries
just trying something out. You should try them out too!
Tomato Basil Soup
tomatoes, celery, onions, carrot and basil cooked to perfection (vegan)
AM Potato Salad
duke's mayo, maple syrup, mustard, onion, pickle, celery, yukon gold potatoes
Mac & Cheese
cavatappi, cheddar sauce
Avocado Toast
one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. Add on some veggies to make it yours!
Granola Parfait
honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola
Whole Pickle
sliced in half, great to share
Blueberry Muffin
Freshly Baked Blueberry Muffin, Bursting with Juicy Berries
Banana Muffin
Croissant
choice of up to 2 fillings
Griddled Brioche Bun
warm bun with your choice of up to 2 fillings
Side Of Deli Salad
5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad
Side Of Bacon
Crispy, savory strips of cured pork.
Side Of Sausage Patty
Side Of Veggie Sausage
Side Scrambled Egg
Kitsch - Side
Kitsch - Sweets
Kitsch Bar
chocolate fudge bar filled with pretzels and butterscotch
Cap'n Crunch Crispy
cap'n crunch cereal, marshmallows, sprinkles
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Crispy, Soft-centered Classic Chocolate Chip Cookie
Box O' Coffee
Coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids.
Box O' Decaf Coffee
*Decaf version of above*
B.E.C. Box
6 bacon, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
V.S.E.C. Box
6 veggie sausage, egg, and American cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)
K.W. Box
6 egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
S.E.C. Box
6 sausage, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
Variety Box
4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)
1 Cup Ketchup
1 Cup Gochujang Mayo
1 Cup Mayo
1 Cup Dijonnaise
Kitsch - Box Deals
Kitsch - Service Notes
No Bag!
No Utensils!
I Need A Drink Carrier
Drip
Freshly brewed drip coffee. Available sizes: Small, Large. Serve hot or iced.
Decaf Drip
Decaf drip coffee. Choice of Small or Large, Hot or Iced.
Cafe Au Lait
our amazing drip coffee with 1/3 steamed milk
Double Shot Espresso
La Colombe nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up!
Cortado
equal parts espresso and milk
Americano
espresso with water
Red Eye
our amazing drip coffee with a double shot of espresso
Latte
espresso with milk
Cappuccino
espresso with foamed milk
Matcha Latte
Unsweetened matcha latte
Nitro Cold Brew
La Colombe cold brew on tap
Tea/Tisane
Choice of sizes and temperatures. Tea options include various traditional and herbal selections like Yunnan Breakfast, Peppermint Cardamom, Jasmine, and others.
Glass O' Milk
Tropicana Orange Juice
Pure and refreshing orange juice.
Pup Cup
whipped cream for the pup!
Water Cup
Kitsch - Coffee/Tea
Kitsch - Bougie Bevvies
Frappe Of The Week
Pumpkin - cream, cold brew. pumpkin syrup blended with ice and topped with whipped cream and cinnamon
Chai Latte
house blend of spices with sugar and milk
Hot Chocolate
chocolate sauce, milk, marshmallows
Breakfast At Tiffany's
vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, milk, espresso
London Bridge
earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, milk
I'm Tahini In A Bottle
honey, tahini, milk, espresso
You're My Best Friend
caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk, espresso
Golden Milk & Mango
mango, ginger, turmeric, oat milk, chai syrup
Berries & Cream
blueberry, strawberry, agave, oat milk, pomegranate juice
PB&J
strawberry, banana, agave, tahini, oat milk
Kitsch - Smoothies
Kitsch - House Beverages
Lemonade
pucker up, buttercup
Strawberry Lemonade
strawberries blended with lemonade
The Marley
layers of basil syrup, lemonade and, hibiscus tea
Matcha Lemonade
Bright blend of matcha and lemonade. Available in small or large sizes.
Earl Grey Iced Tea
Iced tea with distinctive Earl Grey flavor. Available in small or large sizes.
Earl Grey & Lemonade
Earl Grey tea blended with fresh lemonade. Available in small or large.
Jasmine Iced Tea
Delicate jasmine flavor served chilled. Available in small or large.
Jasmine & Lemonade
Jasmine tea combined with lemonade. Available in Small or Large size.
Hibiscus Iced Tea
Refreshing hibiscus iced tea. Available in Small or Large size.
Hibiscus & Lemonade
Refreshing blend of hibiscus and lemonade, available in Small or Large.